The Real Minorities

I’m distressed to report that someone I know who was upset about the election of Barack Obama refused to watch his inauguration on TV. I don’t know whether the motive involved was political or racial, but on a day when most minority groups are celebrating, this individual must be a member of a tiny minority indeed.

The networks told us that this presidential inauguration was the most viewed or listened to media event in the world -- ever. Billions experienced it. Those who couldn’t consume it live – because of work or lack of access to TV, radio, or other modes of transmission -- would see or hear it as soon as they could. But those who could consume it and simply chose not to – that group should be fairly easy to count, if anyone wants to.

There are some critics who have expressed concern about how much this inauguration cost, especially in light of the economic crisis. This is another minority group. The country really wanted to have a party, and you know, we really deserve it. We did something we haven’t been able to do in more than two centuries: elect a black person President. And it may seem uncharitable to say this, but much of the party mood has to do with showing Mr. Bush the door.

Those who think we’re partying too hearty can take comfort: Wednesday is coming, and everyone agrees the party will be very much over. Whatever glow we may be feeling now, it’s safe to say that the next few months, or years, won’t be any fun. So we need our moment, and for you party-poopers out there, please poop somewhere else, thank you.

There, now I’ve said it.