Cluster Fubar

Just in case anyone’s wondering, the “F” in Fubar can also stand for Fouled (Up Beyond All Repair).

Christopher Dorner is dead, as best can be determined at the moment, and that’s a good thing, but Tuesday was bizarre in many respects. It was Mardi Gras day, and then there was that other thing…oh, yeah, I forgot, the State of the Union address.

The Dorner incident, for the most part, did not represent journalism’s finest hour, as reporters badgered the PR people for the LAPD and the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Office with stupid, repetitious questions, calling on them to “speculate.” On the other hand, one television reporter for KCAL-TV in Los Angeles performed almost heroically, relaying the sound through his cell phone of an intense gun battle between Dorner and the cops. It was historic audio, as one anchor observed.

There were conflicting reports about Dorner being dead and in the burning cabin. “Multiple sources” told reporters that he was dead; the LAPD said no body had been found yet, and that as far as they were concerned, he was still alive. The San Bernardino Sheriff’s spokeswoman said that authorities believed that Dorner couldn’t have escaped, even though the body hadn’t been found. LAPD kept saying it was San Bernardino’s case all along, so why their spokesperson had to comment at all, I don’t know. The media were blamed for running with the dead-Dorner story without confirmation, but if multiple people, perhaps some wearing uniforms, tell you something happened, you’re inclined to believe it, right?

Did the Dorner incident say anything about guns in America? No; he was an ex-cop, trained in all those things. It perhaps does say something about how quickly respected and well-trained people can become unbalanced.

But it must be hard walking down the streets of Hollywood now, with all the saliva flowing from movie producers’ mouths over this one. I have no doubt we’ll see the premiere happen early next year, if not sooner.