Showing posts with label palm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label palm. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Water Moralizing

California, as the world knows, is in the middle of an historic drought. Yes, water is a precious commodity that we don’t have much of, but we have more than our share of moralists now.

It’s fun for the media to fly over large parcels of property where wealthy people have green lawns or lush gardens and wag fingers about the excessive use of water. My own town has many such properties, and the state wants water reductions of 36 percent. At our town council meeting the other night, one property owner told the city that he had spent $40,000 or so on professional landscaping in 2011. He had made several big reductions in water use since then, but he doesn’t get credit for the ones prior to the 2013 benchmark date. Now he figures that if he adds the new percentage on top of what he has already achieved, his reduction since the installation of the system will be closer to 80 percent, and many of his plants will die. But he’s rich, tsk, tsk, isn’t that too bad.

I used to live in Palm Springs, a lovely target for moralizers. Swimming pools, golf courses, and yes, those “misters” at restaurants that make it possible for people to dine outdoors in hot months. So shut off the misters and close the golf courses, they are just tourist luxuries, right? Well no. These are revenue-producing amenities. Golf brings in tourists, who might like to eat a meal in comfort on a hot day. But when you close one thing and turn off another, you are also affecting people’s jobs as well as the local tax base. So it all isn’t quite as much of a no-brainer as outsiders might think.

You can take moralizing back even further. California is largely a desert and was never intended to support the millions who live here now. Too bad for us, why didn’t our stupid planners think ahead? Heck, if you want, you can moralize about green lawns. Where did the need for manicured lawns come from? Well, maybe the white European ancestors of those who may live on these properties now brought this notion with them from the Old World (fortunately, the technology behind fake grass has improved so much that it seems like a reasonable design alternative now).

Some think California agriculture is getting something of a free ride. But many farmers have let some of their fields go fallow. Prices will go up; jobs are affected. And then there’s the beef industry, among the biggest water users. Shall we check the trash cans or compost pits of the moralizers to see who has given up steak?

The good news in all of this is that the drought may focus more attention on real waste: inefficient practices that can be modified. It’s not usually about whether gardens are watered, for example, but how. Drought-tolerant landscapes will become fashionable and attractive as we get used to them. And solutions that seemed prohibitively expensive decades ago, like desalination plants, suddenly seem like good ideas.


No question, there is pain to be shared here, and plenty of it to go around, along with attitude-adjusting. But arguments centered on, “Your pain isn’t as necessary as mine,” just don’t hold a lot of water with me.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Instant Advice

Among my character flaws is that I love to give advice! This is especially pleasurable when (1) I have no demonstrated experience in the subject I’m advising about; (2) I can’t do what I’m advising you to do; and (3), and most important: you didn’t ask for it.

Tip No. 1: Buy stocks now, especially in brand names you recognize and that are in a growing industry or involve a popular or needed product. Just for the first few days of the Thanksgiving weekend holiday shopping period, one report says spending is already up 13 percent over last year. The pent-up money is coming out from all those mattresses.

Congress and the President WILL avoid the fiscal cliff! The members of Congress may be crazy, but they’re not stupid. They know that their constituents will be…um…less than hospitable if they return home without having done anything. The tar will already be heated up and the feathers waiting for them. The good news is, when the fiscal cliff is averted, the United States will get its credit rating back, and the stock market will go through the roof, which I define as 300-plus points in one day and more after that.

Tip No. 2: Buy a home or condo someplace warm now, not subject to overly violent weather. Think of all those Baby Boomers retiring. They like heat. And if they live in the Northeast, a lot of them are gonna want outta there after Sandy. I would suggest California’s Coachella Valley, around Palm Springs, where there is underpriced property, virtually no snow ever, and a great international airport if you have to get away. And for most of the summer, it’s a dry heat.

(Side tip A, to real estate people: Tell these eager customers as little as you can about (1) taxes and (2) earthquakes.)

(Side tip B: If you know any Mayans, tell them to pipe down already, at least for four weeks or so.)

As they say in the fine print, there is no guarantee of success for actually following this advice, and this blog assumes no responsibility, yadda, yadda, yadda....you know the drill.


Well, that’s all I have for now. If you need any more advice, don’t ask me. It’s no fun if it’s actually solicited.